Suddenly realising it’s June and you’ve wasted half a year accomplishing nothing of importance.
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Constant self-improvement
So, on the “be less passive aggressive field” - the fact that I have NOT used my balsamic vinaigrette since I bought it a week ago and it is now almost done means you, princess roomy, have most definitely been using it all week. See, when I use my roommate’s food (which I invariably do), I make sure that it is a discrete, completelyyyyy unnoticable amount. I think that is the case with virtually everyone. The fact that you have gone through practically the whole thing without even ONCE asking me if it is ok, means I have to address this. Seriously though? It’s just a matter of respect. I even TOLD you that that was mine when I asked you what in the fridge was yours so that I made sure I didn’t use it because yo useemed particularly against sharing. IF you’re going to use my shit, make sure it’s not enough for me to notice. Using the whole fucking bottle without even caring….WHAT kind of person does that? The thing is that I currently have 100 dollars in my bank account - so the stupid $4 that I spent on that tiny little bottle because it’s from the grocery store right across the street (and therefore extremely expensive) actually means something to me right now. Actually, it means 4% of everything I have to my name right now. So, while you, sorority princess, can afford to spend $800 a year on LITERALLY nothing but an association of girls to party with, I can barely afford food right now or I would be totally ok with sharing. Something, you apparently are completely against (unless it’s MY food.) Get over yourself. I’m addressig this tomorrow, bitch. No more Missus Nice Guy.
Also, quote of the night: “So, you missed out because I would have given you head.” Never thought I would have actually heard a guy I’ve friendzoned so hard tell me that.
Good night, world. I’ll see you when I’m a little more sober.
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gonna get into lots of trouble at workkkkkkkk….damn it. dammnnit not looking forward to this!
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“Do not feel lonely, the entire universe is inside you.”
- rumi
Oh, I do love Pride and Prejudice
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"You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough."
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Class of 2012
I can hear you guys outside my room at quarter past midnight and all I can say is: party on - you bastards deserve it.
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Thank god the stars don’t judge us for what we do beneath them.
I think they take it all in, and laugh.
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